Ch. 1 Daily Story: Harada
Brought to you by the translators kumoriyami and shizuumi, and the proofreaders shizuumi, yuugs, and dei-hime!
Shinpachi Nagakura: "Maaan. Rolled omelettes really are the only way to go!"
Sanosuke Harada: "......"
Shinpachi Nagakura: "To be able to fry the eggs so that they're this fluffy and creamy... This is some top-notch cooking!"
Sanosuke Harada: "...Shinpachi."
Shinpachi Nagakura: "The color of this fish is also great. It almost looks like it was deep -fried!"
Sanosuke Harada: "...Earth to Shinpachi."
Shinpachi Nagakura: "Wow, this was cooked so well! ...Sooo, I'll just pack these dishes for my lunch―"
Sanosuke Harada: "...I'll say this now. Do all the sweet-talking and nagging you want. This food still isn't for you."
Shinpachi Nagakura: "Wha... Wait, hold on a minute, Sano! Don't tell me you’re going to stand idly by while your friend suffers from an empty stomach!?"
Sanosuke Harada: "Agh. I didn't do these eggs right. They’re too salty. I should pay more attention the next time I season it."
Shinpachi Nagakura: "D-Don't ignore me and reflect on it, Sano! We've both worked until real late for a while now, getting the tests ready! We share in both good times and bad. We stick together through thick and thin, don't we...!?"
Sanosuke Harada: "You mean I just pick up your slack all the time. What's more, you can't get anything to eat 'cause you went broke gambling on the horse races! You’ve made your bed! Sleep in it!"
Shinpachi Nagakura: "Ngh. That's only because that little bastard No. 4 couldn't get around the corner..."
Sanosuke Harada: "Right. No sympathy for you here. Starve, for all I care."
Shinpachi Nagakura: "...O-Oh, yeah? Is that how it is? I didn't think you were this heartless! I don't want lunch made by a man, anyway!"
Sanosuke Harada: "That's absolutely fine by me. Now would be a good time for you to do some self-reflection. ...Besides, there's no chance of even having lunch made by a woman with our school anyway."
Shinpachi Nagakura: "Well, if it's girls you're talking about, Yukimura-kun's the only one… Man, it'd be so nice if she could make my meals for me..."
Sanosuke Harada: "Don't bum off a student."
Shinpachi Nagakura: "But it'd be lunch made by a girl! Wouldn't you want that!?"
Sanosuke Harada: "Well, I'd also like to try out her homemade cooking..."
Shinpachi Nagakura: "Right?! Ah, Christ. If only there were a female student in my class..."