Ch. 1 Daily Story: Heisuke
Brought to you by the translators kumoriyami and shizuumi, and the proofreaders shizuumi, yuugs, and dei-hime!
Heisuke Toudou: "Yooo, Souji...! We gotta go! We got music next, right?"
Souji Okita: "No need to rush. It's fine. We still have time."
Heisuke Toudou: "No, we only have three minutes! Hurry up!"
Souji Okita: "You're such a nag. Though Itou-sensei does like to yell at students who arrive late, I'll give you that. We can pick up the pace a little, then. ...Hm. Oh right, that reminds me, Heisuke. I took an interesting photo before the test. Wanna see?"
Heisuke Toudou: "I'm tellin' you, we hafta hurry up! Whatever that is can wait..."
Souji Okita: "Look, here it is. I took a good one, didn't I?"
Heisuke Toudou: "Whoa!?"
Souji Okita: "If I had to title it, I'd call it: 'The Sinful Lap Pillow.' You, sleeping on Chizuru-chan's lap… Seeing you slumbering on cloud nine really makes a guy wanna kick your ass."
Heisuke Toudou: "S-S-S-Souji, you...! Were you spying on us the whole time?!"
Souji Okita: "How rude. I just happened to be passing by. It really was just a coincidence. So, just how did you end up like that, then?"
Heisuke Toudou: "I-It was, uh, y'know! Uhh, um..."
Souji Okita: "Well, I can guess how it went down. Since this is Chizuru-chan we're talking about, she must have lent you her lap because you couldn't sleep."
Heisuke Toudou: "Y-Yeah, yeah, that's how it...went..."
Souji Okita: "...Or could it be that you were the one who asked her to?"
Heisuke Toudou: "Ugh...!"
Souji Okita: "Well, well, well… Then I'll pretend I'm tired the next time I see her so I can borrow her lap, too."
Heisuke Toudou: "L-Like hell you will!"
Souji Okita: "Why not? That's exactly what you did."
Heisuke Toudou: "I-I mean, I'm her childhood friend, so there's no problem if I do it! But in your case, you'd definitely be scheming something!"
Souji Okita: "So rude. I'm just trying a little something out. Alright, no time to waste. Fortune favors the swift."
Heisuke Toudou: "H-Hold up, Souji! Aren't you going to class...?!"